bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
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