have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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