You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Did you just see the Batmobile???
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
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