My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I wish i was in the wii world.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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