Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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