DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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