Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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