guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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