gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
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