So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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