Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
my liver is dry heaving
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