just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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