i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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