wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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