Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
