Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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