i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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