there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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