oh god the rape fog is back!
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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