Kiss
Puke
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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