Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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