if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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