I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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