hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Cover your peen. We're going out.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Randomize
