Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
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