How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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