Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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