yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
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