I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
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