And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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