Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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