She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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