And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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