Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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