fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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