The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
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