i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
sex in a hospital.. check
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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