If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
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