I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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