no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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