The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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