what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Still dying that you shit outside
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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