had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Randomize
