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"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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