Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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