bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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