fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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