If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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