He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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