I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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