I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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