im drinking this country out of the recession.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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